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>> jon: that's our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. >> hi. i thought obama would be buried in a landslide. instead i've been in a ( laughter ) ( applause ) captioning sponsored by comedy central ( theme song playing ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! stephen! ( cheers and applause ) ( laughter ) >> stephen: what are you people doing here? shouldn't you be out celebrating? ( cheers and applause ) because evidently, you don't listen to anything i say! i've been bringing you the truth for seven years, and how do you repay me? four more years of hopi-change. ( applause ) what do you think? what do you think? you think i do this night after night for your amusement? i do it for america. what's the point? ( cheers and applause ) ( sighs ) ( laughter ) >> who the win the $10,000 prize? ( laughter ) ( applause ) ♪ ♪ >> stephen: okay, apparently, i am contractually obliigate to do a show. thank you very much, thank you very much. okay, um, all right, fine. all right, let's-- ah, let's do this. um, so, if i h
to the "report." chausz (cheers and applause) thank you, thank you so much for joining us. please, nation, we have a big show tonight. my guest is none other than former presidential candidate and current moon governor newt gingrich. (laughter) two titans of south carolina politics going head to head. but who can forget when gingrich swept the south carolina republican primary and i ran for president of the united states of south carolina. (cheers and applause) sadly, sadly, folks, i had to suspend my campaign on the technicality that i do not want that job and it does not exist. (laughter) but, folks, all that's behind us now. presidential elections of 2012 is finally over. after two years of relentless poll analysis, electoral map swiping, undecided voter dial testing and being forced to use the word "cuyahoga" in a sentence -- (laughter) -- we can finally take a breather. just relax with a nice soothing cup of camomile breeze and just let it all -- >> do you think it's too early to talk about 2016? we don't think so. (gunshot) (cheers and applause) >> stephen: (bleep) you! i've had it! i'm
, guys like us, we're the minority now, and we're helpless against this tide of non-white people who want stuff and things. ( laughter ). they're the thing-stuff-wanters. whereas traditional white people of any race we don't want things. we have things. ( laughter ) ( applause ) okay? ( cheers ) we know what to do with things. we keep it with our stuff. and it's not just white america that's endangered. it's also man-merica. just ask msnbc news dabbler johnny doitch19 female senators out of 100. that's where america's demographics are headed. 20% women. this is why i have said we have to close our porous borders have vagi-stan. i don't know about you, but i can never find the capital of that place ( cheers and applause ) you guys know what i'm talking about. those guys over there know what i'm talking about. plus, folks, the whole-- the whole-- the whole election was marred by voter irregularities. first of all, east coast got to vote three hours earlier. that can't be fair. ( laughter ) and then there was that one place where that one black guy was. that's scary stuff. and that wasn't th
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